sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said โ€œoh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtinโ€

(via pokebae)

Team no sleep cuz i hate my life

Anonymous: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE 

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and youโ€™re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema